she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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