I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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