So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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