You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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