i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
