it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
