whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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