Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex

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(973): View more from New Jersey

grab my backpack.....its in the fridge

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(734): View more from Michigan

Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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(253): View more from Washington

He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?

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(406): View more from Montana

I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.

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