Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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