Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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