so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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