the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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