I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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