So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
As shirtless as possible
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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