2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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