everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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