i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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