I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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