I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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