I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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