Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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