Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its not stalking. its research.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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