....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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