People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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