Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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