she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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