Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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