oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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