jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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