a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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