Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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