So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
