She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I can't turn off my feet"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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