is your mom at the bar?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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