matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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