its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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