so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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