I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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