i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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