Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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