Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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