he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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