I must be too annoying 4 u.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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