Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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