Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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