i barfeds in our rink
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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