return my video game
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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