Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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