He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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