Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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