In the future we'll all be gay
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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