I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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