thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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