i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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