he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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