just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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