I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I deserve this hangover.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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