you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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